Biden & Lake = lying-ass pols
We here at the fictional Clean House Party urge American voters to do one thing, and one thing only...
After the slaughter of roughly 36,000 people - as many as 6,000 of them innocent children - increasingly senile President Joe Biden gradually drops his “lockstep support” of murderous Zionism and begins - timidly - to criticize Bebe Netanyahu and his ghoulish cabal of hate-filled, religious wingnuts.
What courage, what humanity - what utter bullshit.
Biden, who has been pro-Israel throughout his life and has collected big handouts from pro-Israeli donors in the United States, is now Israel’s most prominent critic?
Yeah, right.
You’d think the Delaware Dumb-ass, who is oh-so-concerned with human rights and who prominently opposed South African apartheid, would have projectile vomited directly into Bebe’s face at the very first hint of Israel’s shabby genocide.
Nope. It’s taken tens of thousands of needless deaths for this doddering dildo to get off his boney old ass - that and voter outrage.
And it’s probably just a coinkidink Old Slow Joe cranked up his objections only after the U.S. Military-Industrial Complex took its latest round of profits from the American taxpayers’ recent “gift” of children-killing arms to the Israelis.
What is Biden afraid of, other than Israeli billionaires and their seemingly effortless ability to bribe Congress and hoodwink We the People with their lying-ass propaganda? Is he being blackmailed? Are their photos of Old Joes saggy ballsack out there somewhere?
The Israelis have obviously been fully controlling American democracy on the Palestinian issue for many years - they’ve successfully ignored decades of American support for a two-state solution, despite our unstinting generosity.
We are now witnessing the savage result of their Zionist manipulations.
Due to the corruption of our elected representatives, we American taxpayers foot the bill for Israel’s emergency weapons requests, just as we’ve been forking over $3.8 billion every year since the Obama Administration to support Zionist evil. The State of Israel is perhaps the worst example of 19th-century political thinking still with us today - including communism.
Meanwhile, in the hellish heatstroke that is Arizona…
Nasty, demon-driven kewpie doll Kari Lake announces her total opposition to the all-Christo-fascist Arizona Supreme Court’s decision that an 1864 anti-abortion law is valid and immediately enforceable against 21st-century Arizona women.
Wow.
And Double-Wow because, after years of staunch and vociferous opposition to abortion - including video of her unequivocally stating her rock-solid support for the stupid law Arizona’s idiot Supreme Court just validated - Lake suddenly voices her faux outrage?
Now she’s all “right-to-choose,” or whatever?
Lake’s fake flip-flop on this already deeply fucked-up issue is hilarious - just how stupid does she think Arizona voters are?
Pretty godddamn, fucking stupid. Obviously.
It’s hilarious as hell watching this soulless, fascist-infested cunt scramble to preserve her pathetic campaign for the U.S. Senate after losing the governor’s race to a decent human being, Katie Hobbs.
Watching Lake scramble, mostly to preserve her own degenerate, TV-anchor cunt ego, is like watching a dung beetle desperately trying to gather enough shit to roll into a big ball - you know, like that other lying sack of Arizona horse shit, U.S. Sen. Kyrsten Enema. That supposedly Democratic bitch-and-switch, elected under false colors, quickly amassed enough corporate graft to check out, clearing the way for loser Lake, a shameless dick-licker and toady of malignant narcissist Donald Dipshit Dump.
What can we learn from these two seemingly disparate but related examples of Biden & Lake, both dog-paddling in a roiling sea of political corruption?
It’s simple: Politicians - Democrats and Christo-fascists alike - are lying scum who think We the People are dumb as shit.
Of course, we’ve all kinda sensed that all along...
After all, according to Open Secrets. Org, shell companies and dark money groups - including Christo-fascists and Zionists - poured at least $162.4 million into federal political contributions in 2023, up from $106.2 million at this point in the 2022 cycle and $66.6 million in the 2020 cycle - putting 2024 elections on track for a new record. And some innocent souls still wonder why we don’t have the excellent, single-payer healthcare 85 percent of all voters say they want. Weird.
So, what’s to be done?
We here at the fictional Clean House Party urge American voters to do one thing, and one thing only:
Do your research and then try to vote in favor of your personal economic self-interest and nothing else.
It’s really quite simple, people - there are more of us than there are of “them.” If we just go with economic self-interest - exactly as the morbidly wealthy have been doing successfully for centuries - we can’t help but win.
Well, unless the game is rigged. Which it is.
But a couple of election cycles should reveal the already deeply fascist nature of our corrupt government, from the U.S. Extreme Court, to our Zionist bought-and-paid-for President, and certainly our horribly corrupt Congress, all the way down to the self-appointed dipshit billionaires who think they’re entitled to control our two main political parties.
Well, one. We have only one political party now - the Dems. Meanwhile, the Christo-fascist Party, formerly the Repubs, are nothing more than an organized gang of thugs bent on looting our government under the “leadership” of their ditzy, morally challenged “Don.”
Don’t let these conniving pols and evil mobsters distract you with emotional issues - from abortion to 2nd Amendment rights, to human sexuality, women’s rights, a moronic God’s supposed love of Israel, sinister trannies invading our sacred restrooms, or anything else that has absolutely nothing to do with your fundamental economic well-being. Don’t let this emotional shit distract you.
And, for fuck’s sake, don’t be confused by “expert economists” telling you what your economic interests “really” are. The last time we listened to the economists, they stripped the middle class of most of its power and all of its dignity through “neoliberalism,” a bullshit philosophy cobbled together by billionaires to avoid paying their fair share of taxes.
How’s that worked for ya ’all so far, suckers?
Instead, just look at your life as dispassionately as you can, think about what could make it better, less stressful, and what could increase your and your loved ones’ chances for success in this world - like free, excellent higher education for your kids.
Vote for yourself! And do it on a strictly economic basis, for a fucking change.
Down here in the lower and middle classes, our goal should be to support leaders who fight for policies that tangibly benefit working families. Forget about emotional issues and vote strictly for yourself for a couple of cycles and see what happens.
We dare you.
“But wait,” you nattering old nabob,” you object. “Aren’t you just a two-faced rabble rouser? You’re telling us to vote solely for our economic self-interest, yet you’re whining about Joe Biden. Shouldn’t you be supporting him?”
Nope. He’s more than demonstrated he’s a morally challenged, murderous asshole. And nobody should be voting for that shit.
But come November, I can console myself by writing-in a presidential candidate I believe would be great for the vast majority of Americans - U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-TX. She’s smart and takes no shit from the Christo-fascists.
And, most importantly, Crockett currently lacks Old Joe’s stinking taint of corruption.
Guilt-trippers will complain we in the Clean House Party are inviting defeat for the one candidate of late who has demonstrated some concern for We the People, Old Joe. Yeah, and some virulent cancers make you thin and attractive just before they kill you.
“But what about the chaos ensuing from your strategy if Biden loses?” you demand in that squeaky, timid-ass, perpetual-victim voice of yours...
Oh, I’m sorry. Are you still reading this shit?
Well then, great! - It’s high time Americans settle once and for all whether this is a true liberal democracy (“Liberal” in the sense the government’s power is limited and the freedom and rights of individuals are protected by constitutionally established norms and institutions.) The choice is stark - it’s either that, or some new and more hideous form of totalitarianism Americans are now facing.
And if Americans must die to re-establish our democracy, well, why wait?
Let’s kill and eat a politically meddling, asshole billionaire and/or his/her totally owned, toadying Christo-fascist running dog, lying-ass politician today! You know, as an appetizer.
And we should do it now.
Before the out-of-control Zionist assholes who apparently own the U.S. government - or parts of it, anyway - feel empowered to begin killing our innocent children, too.