Goddamn Fucking Fuck Israel
As much money as the murderous, manipulative Zionist turds have drained from U.S. taxpayers, we ought to bomb the shit out of them ourselves.
Let’s get real. Israel isn’t in danger of annihilation. Israel is the danger.
The Mossad wet dreams that turned into missile strikes in just the past few days were not acts of defense. They were acts of provocation, designed to ignite a wider war in a region already smoldering like a gas station bonfire—and guess who’s expected to hold the hose? That’s right. Uncle Sam. Or more precisely, Private First Class Billy from Bakersfield and Airman Lopez from East L.A., who had no idea they signed up to die for Tel Aviv real estate schemes and Zionist death cult fantasies.
But don’t worry—U.S. support is already “ironclad” (thanks, Chuck). We’ve shipped over $4 billion in “emergency military assistance” and rolled out interception systems so fast the Pentagon’s still spinning. American warships have been parked in the Gulf like muscle cars at a mafia wedding, intercepting Iranian retaliation—retaliation that wouldn’t have happened if Israel hadn’t launched the first goddamn strike; Iran retaliated after being bombed. And now the U.S. is defending Israel from the consequences of its own aggression?
How fucking stupid are we? Don’t answer.
Instead, answer this: What exactly are we doing?
Defending a fake “democracy” that openly murders journalists, annexes land with bulldozers, murders and starves millions of Palestinians, and now wants to drag the entire world into a region-wide war—because they think they’re the fucking Chosen People and everyone else is just set dressing. What utter dumbshits: After roughly 1,890 years, some Jews—the Zionists—are somehow even dumber than their ancient, loser-shit leaders. But fortunately for them, millions of evangelical fake-Christian asshole Americans are even fucking dumber.
For example, Senator John “Big Hoodie Energy” Fetterman, Israel’s personal war golem, is now foaming at the mouth with calls to “keep wiping out Iranian leadership.” Who the hell appointed this piece of brain-damaged shit the Grand Inquisitor of the Middle East? He's not a statesman—he’s a warmed-over Twitter troll with Pentagon flashcards.
Fetterman’s vision of U.S. foreign policy is apparently a live-action Doom expansion pack, where America sends jets, bombs, and troops into every Israeli-manufactured hellscape because… Jesus? Zion? The great “opportunity” to blow up brown people? Oh, that’s right, because his dumb-ass brother was righteously killed while serving in the Israeli military.
And let’s be clear: Chuckie-Fuck Schumer’s recent speech was not a defense of peace, stability, or even America. It was a fundraising letter written in the blood of Gaza, folded into an AIPAC envelope—you know, the kind they use to slip legalized bribes to American officials—and sealed with the humble tears of future Gold Star moms.
Schumer isn’t defending U.S. interests—he’s pledging allegiance to a regime that’s already guilty of genocide, already turned Gaza into a graveyard, and is now actively trying to bait the U.S. into a hot war with Iran. Schumer should be in prison.
Here’s the goddamn bottom line: The United States owes Israel nothing. Not another bomb. Not another body. And certainly not another fucking billion.
This war was not thrust upon them—they orchestrated it. They targeted Iran’s nuclear scientists with American-supplied tech. They launched airstrikes, provoked retaliation, and then cried wolf as Iranian missiles fell—conveniently forgetting who started this shit.
And now, while Netanyahu giggles like a Bond villain and dreams of a Greater Israel, Chuck and John want American kids to man the next Iron Dome battery. Schumer and Fetterman are clearly foreign agents and should be punished accordingly.
If the U.S. has any sanity left we should:
Freeze all military aid immediately.
Withdraw from any direct military defense of Israeli territory.
Let Israel be consumed by the fire it started, for fuck’s sake.
Because dying for democracy is noble. But dying for a murderous apartheid state and its ongoing genocide?
That’s just stupidly fucking tragic, y’all.
