ICE Grave-Robbing Pilot Project Focuses on Immigrant Corpses
Is a ‘New & Improved’ Preparation H in the Works?
According to internal documents reviewed by Tdevil News investigative reporters, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is running a secret pilot program that digs up immigrants’ graves and removes parts of their remains.
The program is reportedly called Post-Custodial Biological Materials Recovery, or PC-BMR. It was approved quietly. No vote. No hearing. No warning. Sources tell Tdevil News it is paid for through a federal budget bucket called Advanced Preparedness & Materials Innovation, a name sources say was chosen because it sounds helpful and is so boring it discourages people from further inquiries.
Former government officials say the program was created by presidential policy adviser Stephen Miller, who believes immigration enforcement “should never really end—not at arrest, not at deportation, and certainly not at death.”
Eyewitnesses tell Tdevil News that under PC-BMR, ICE teams enter cemeteries at night. Graves linked to immigrant families are opened. Remains are removed, logged as “legacy materials,” and shipped to private locations. White House officials, speaking under a promise of anonymity, say families are not told. Warrants are not needed. Oversight consists of ICE checking its own work every few months.
The Department of Homeland Security officially denies the pilot program exists, although DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, during a recent discussion on Fox News, suggested “resource recovery to recoup government expenses” was not out of the question regarding the recent ICE crackdown on illegal immigrants in Minnesota. She declined to be more specific.
Meanwhile, soon after the PC-BMR program is rumored to have begun, senior officials started appearing at alternative medicine wellness promotional events.
At one conference, Secretary of Health & Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., praised “ancestral alternatives” to common pain medicine. He wore a necklace some say resembled human finger bones made from what he called “heritage material,” declining to discuss the item further. He said it worked better than Tylenol because it was “older than regulation.”
Kennedy also recently commented about “non-traditional healing compounds” that work best “when applied to your lover’s genitals,” adding he has ordered the “over-paid researchers” at HHS to “get off their fat scientist asses and investigate this promising discovery.”
He did not mention graves.
At the White House, aides say the president has been testing a new “high-tech rejuvenation serum” supplied by private partners. Briefing notes describe it as a corn syrup-based liquid applied to the president’s hands, which reduces visible bruising “by several millimeters,” which is viewed as a hopeful development. They add the serum is somewhat difficult to apply, because it causes the president’s fingers to become “icky sticky.”
The White House declined to identify the serum’s active ingredients. An official close to the president would only say that it is “very advanced” and “not something regular people understand yet. Hell, the president doesn’t even understand it, but then he’s been slipping lately upstairs, if you know what I mean.”
Confidential draft regulatory language circulating inside DHS and HHS describes the “various experimental materials and feedstocks” currently being produced by PC-BMR as: “Post-biological heritage inputs with demonstrated symbolic and placebo-adjacent efficacy, suitable for limited therapeutic exploration pending consumer comfort.”
Translated from government English: It might work if people believe in it and don’t ask a lot of stupid questions. The same document recommends avoiding words like “human remains,” or “grave,” and instead using terms such as:
“Source-neutral inputs”
“Legacy-derived matter”
“Pre-conditioned biological molecules”
One footnote warns that public reaction testing is “essential before pharmacy-scale rollout.”
The program became harder to hide after DHS Secretary Noem was spotted at a private pet cemetery during what her office called a “routine animal-health demonstration.”
Photos show her smiling beside freshly disturbed soil while wearing a lab-style jacket with a federal logo. Her office said the visit was unrelated to the immigration pilot program and insisted no human remains were present “to the best of current knowledge.”
Asked why a top official would appear at a pet cemetery during an active federal exhumation program, a spokesperson first denied that exhumations were being conducted and responded that Noem was merely “highlighting DHS versatility.” When challenged, the spokesperson angrily responded, “In Washington, that’s considered a perfectly adequate answer.”
However, a source close to the secretary, who demanded anonymity, said she was there to remove and process the remains of a former pet, with the goal of grinding up certain body parts to use as ingredients for a new kind of pancake makeup. “That bitch be crazy,” Lewandowski added.
Members of Congress say they were never told the program existed.
Budget aides privately admit the funding for PC-BMR was hidden inside research requests pushed by major corporate donors. Tdevil News has uncovered an obscure congressional memo describing possible commercial uses for the materials, depending on “dose strength” and “public acceptance thresholds.”
One large corporation, Purdue Pharma, is rumored to have privately offered $600 million to the president and his family to explore a commercial pilot program. The reported goal is to test whether products made from “heritage inputs” can be sold through doctors’ offices and drugstores without causing “public revulsion.”
A presidential aide, who asked that her name be withheld, said, “Preliminary market research indicates the American public would be ‘more open than expected’ if the promotional language is gentle and the packaging is patriotic.” She declined to elaborate, explaining her lips were rather puffy due to a recent plastic surgery procedure, making it difficult to whisper.
Tdevil News will continue to pursue this story, which the mainstream media has completely ignored, as usual.
SIDEBAR
The following is a leaked script for a TV commercial reportedly being tested on targeted audiences of “MAGA supporters” and “senior adults:”
[Soft piano music. A calm, middle-aged man smiles.]
NARRATOR: “Sometimes… relief comes from unexpected places.”
[A woman sits comfortably.]
NARRATOR: “When discomfort strikes, you want something you can trust. Something natural. Something… time-tested.”
[American flag. Subtle eagle sound.]
NARRATOR: “Introducing Preparation H — Heritage Formula. Made with advanced restorative compounds inspired by the past… and perfected for today.”
[Doctor nods seriously.]
DOCTOR: “I can’t explain how it works. But patients say they feel the difference.”
NARRATOR (warm, confident): “Preparation H. Now more natural than ever.”
[Small text flashes too fast to read.]
