The pathetic attempt by a bunch of self-described “special” people to preserve their self-imagined “specialness” has resulted in blood and death and utter failure. Surprise!
Put a fork in it, Israel, because you’re done.
Although your idiotic, unprovoked destruction of Iran’s Syrian consulate triggered an almost laughable display of Iranian military weakness and incompetence in last night’s skies over Jerusalem, you, Israel, are still over.
Kaput. A dead state walking. A writhing corpse whose now defunct asshole perversely continues oozing internal poisons and stinking up the commons.
Your economy has turned to shit, your people are wisely deserting you for more peaceful, less hideously bigoted nations; and it’s as if your very guts - your government - are rotten, bloated and ready to burst with a Judeo-fascist strain of lethal bacteria.
That was Iran’s first direct attack on you. Ever. It’s a safe bet that due to your shitty, self-righteous pomposity, it won’t be the last. And it was brought on by your own desperate stupidity.
Political rot is easy to diagnose because the victim - in this case your government, Israel - is unresponsive to the reality around it. For example, it has been totally unresponsive to the massive, internal street demonstrations demanding new leadership.
Instead, the Israeli government, artificially preserved by a state of self-inflicted war, continues to roil and belch with hate-filled disease vectors such as your Minister of National Security, Itamar Ben-Gvir, and his gaggle of greasy, hate-filled West Bank settler goons. Ben-Gvir is in charge of your nonexistent security? That’s hilarious.
Maybe he’s the reason you’ve rescued so few hostages? Uh, remember them?
Fuck you monsters.
And, yes, that’s a terrible thing to say to a suffering organism - even the legendary monster Grendel has a backstory that evokes our sympathy. His mother was a terrible bitch. You know, like Western Civilization once was to you.
Nevertheless, Grendel is still a monster, running amok and savaging innocent people who are just trying to find some joy in the humble mead hut of life. That’s you, Israel, a bonkers, out-of-control, self-isolated, aimlessly rambling horror shambling toward slaughter.
At this point, with this generation of human beings, it matters little what was done to you in the past.
Israel, you are so crazed and stupid you refuse to take the “win” of Iran’s utter failure for all to see in your skies the other night and let it go at that. Instead, you allow Bennie Gantz to inform the world there will be reprisals. How fantastically idiotic are you dumb-as-shit morons?
And so, finally, when all is said and done, you must be destroyed.
Your bloody, self-worshipping collective egotism has permanently stained the reputations of your only friends, the United States, Great Britain, and of course, your pity pal, Germany - admittedly not great humanitarian nations to begin with. But you will never be forgiven for this stupid, stupid, stupid Iran outburst, you murderous, conniving pipsqueak.
And then there’s the minor - to you, unfortunately - matter of bald-faced genocide.
It doesn’t matter that Slow Joe Biden has just expressed his “iron-clad” support for you, Israel. He’s a senile old man, bought and paid for by Zionist billionaires. The next generation of Americans view him as a doddering old retainer placidly licking a murderous King David’s circumcised dick due to years of habitual and obsequious servitude.
By putting Biden’s desiccated bag of bones on the ballot once more, America’s Democratic Party demonstrates its loyalty to Zionist billionaires, as well as its devotion to the 19th-century fascist bullshit of nationalism, and the dark, sulfurous arts of political bribery and extortion.
Just as Donald Dipshit Dump’s unrestrained malignant narcissism has poisoned and battered everyone it has touched, you, Israel, have now destabilized and twisted the Dems into an obsequious garbage party clearly subject to foreign dictates.
The United States of America has no legitimate business defending your murderous, bigoted ass. In the immortal words of Sylvia Plath:
There's a stake in your fat black heart,
And the villagers never liked you.
They are dancing and stamping on you.
They always knew it was you.
Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through.
In other words, go fuck yourself, you contagious sack of shit, You horrific, blood-sucking Israel.
Your coming doom is all on you.